Poor stupid girls.
Her: you either fall in love and love them forever or you never really loved them at all.ME: oh, that's your bull shit, chick flick movie, chocolate eating, notebook watching, online dating, sex and the city, he's just not that into you bull shit side saying nonsense quotes that some chain email told you that if you didn't send it to 25 people and spin in a circle 12 times and count the number of freckles on your arm and divide it by 3.14 while thinking about your perfect man then you'll never get married.
Her: no, it says..
ME: No no no no no. It's such bull shit. Ok. You fall in love with someone and sometimes people change and they're not the person you fell in love with and it's ok that you don't love them anymore. You fell in love with a guy and he was awesome but 2 years later you caught him cheating. You didn't fall in love with him as a cheater, did you? No, you fell in love with him as the awesome guy. He changed. He's not that guy anymore. It's ok to not love him.
Her: ....
ME: It's like the lemon law. Everything ran great on the car when you left the lot. You didn't know the transmission was going bad and someone had illegally changed the mileage on the car. You didn't know it was once used for drug runs to Canada. YOU DIDN'T KNOW THEN. You find out 2 years later and you take the fucking car back and get your money.
Her: ....
ME: Aha! See? I'm right! Sex and the City didn't tell you that. I DID, without any chocolate in my system and never have been Notebook'ed. You tell Taylor Swift to put that in a song, maybe people will get it.
Dec 16th
lemonisa:
thedailywhat:
As it says in the Bible: “She...
Dec 15th
staff:
Spotted by pwnage:
According to Cosmopolitan, one...
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Dec 15th
dennywenny:
lawlz.
LOL OH GOSH.
Dec 15th
jours:
Oh god ♥ Heartwarming and beautifully executed and...
Dec 13th
coketalk:
Could you just imagine the special holiday...
Dec 12th
dennywenny:
amazing.
Dec 12th
dennywenny:
but of course!
Dec 12th
On the future.
dearcoketalk: I just wanted to say thank you for writing dearcoketalk. Yes, it’s maybe what I...
Dec 11th
lookbookdotnu:
HEDGE HOG
Sonic!! :D
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hardenthefuckup:
...
Dec 11th
Listen
Lady Gaga - “Disco Heaven”
Dec 11th
jours:
mignon mignon mignon
Dec 10th
jours:
omfg
Dec 10th
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skyrockette:
thedailywhat: [via.]
This kid deserves an...
Dec 9th
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La la la
Dec 9th
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Why does it seem like any...
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azizisbored:
Dave Sitek and I are working on a mixtape...
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lookbookdotnu:
It s Picnic Time
That smile :)
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Dec 8th
Watch
colony-drop:
flycatcher:
thedailywhat:
Quite Possibly The Most Incredible Animated Short You...
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henkal:
if that’s not hot, i don’t know what...
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jemook:
Um, I think I lost my jaw somewhere.
legs for...
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lookbookdotnu:
this may take some time
Sigh… the...
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Want to see this movie!!!
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huan:
poignant:
...
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nepotism:
boredexistence:
iammod:
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hardenthefuckup:
hammerito:
stonymcgiver:
clavicula:
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Dec 5th
Listen
Glee Cast - “Jump”
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They sleep alone
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Dec 3rd
bbblue:
tiresome:
fantasticbyaccident:thethinkingtank:
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lookbookdotnu:
Basic Space
I like this jacket.
Dec 2nd
On living with parents.
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Dec 2nd
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I don’t think she got my...
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